So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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