That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My boob is missing a layer of skin
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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