So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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