I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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