video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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