i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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