I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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