I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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