If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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