dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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