put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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