You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
