I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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