I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It's like God shit irony all over that family
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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