so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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