with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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