Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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