so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Too much gin, very little bucket
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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