That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
her vagine was all disorganized.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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