porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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