you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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