D3 body, D1 cock
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
