your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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