Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Randomize
