What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
