carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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