Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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