i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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