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I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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