Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
