Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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