I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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