He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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