ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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