Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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