You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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