that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
40s are totally the cure
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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