K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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