Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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