even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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