you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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