I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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