Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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