Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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