no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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