i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
