Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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