Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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