Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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