i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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