Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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